How to optimize your synergy with holistic bandwidth to disrupt hyperlocal customer journeys. Ping.

Posted: April 25, 2024 | Author: samsywoodsy | Filed under: Brief...therefore witty. | Tags: bees, business, corporate, dinosaurs, funny, honey, honeybees, Humour, language, local, nature, Summer, words, writing |Leave a comment

Buzz words, don’t really buzz.

They stab, in the eyes – sure.

But they don’t buzz with that warm, buzzy feeling.

I’ve no doubt they help articulate something people in corporate structures appreciate. But corporate structures also don’t have that warm, buzzy feeling.

Do bee hives have corporate structures?

Do corporations have honey?

Ping?

Would optimizing your synergy with holistic bandwidth disrupt hyperlocal customer journeys? And would that be a good thing? Sounds to me like the sort of buzz-words in action that help bees get lost on the way home to the hive.

Bastards. Leave the poor bee be.

Lost and confused, and pollen sacs full of the heavy stuff.

And it’d think: “Damn! They optimizzzzzed their synergy with holistic bandwidth to disrupt my hyperlocal journey as a customer. When will they learn!?”

All bees ever wanted to do was sniff the flowers, make honey, and otherwise just generally contribute to the overall jolly and peaceful ambience of the countryside in summer.

But we just had to go and start optimizing synergy, and that was totally uncalled for. Distasteful, even.

Buzz-words should be kept away when everything is fine. Absolutely fine. Fine – absolute.

Bees were fine, until optimization.

So were the dinosaurs, until their hyperlocal journeys were disrupted by a meteor that suddenly became holistic as hell and set the sky on fire, which was fine thanks to the global tsunamis, which were convenient since the earthquakes weren’t so troubling when everything was drowning.

Toxic, choking atmosphere though. That something the bees can also relate too.

And let’s bear in mind that whilst we’d all like dinosaurs to still be around – it is phenomenally fantastic that dinosaurs aren’t around any more.

They might have been a good source of a comically-large steak. But as far as I understand, or at least as far as I’m willing to imagine: dinosaurs proffered no honey.

We might not have bee steaks (someone should probably look into that) – we do have bee honey.

In fact, we’ve honey from nothing but bees.

Ergo; optimize it not.

There’s one positive to buzz-words. They might make more sense than everything I’ve just written.

Apart from “ping”. I saw it on Google. No idea what it means. But to give my above words any credibility – I hope it doesn’t mean “honey”.

I’ve just re-Googled and can no longer find “ping” has a buzzword. Great. Now my blog, my darling blog, is littered with “pings” and it looks far more stupid than I could have hoped.

Ping.

Sam

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