Top Ten Fun Things To Do This Summer’s Heatwave

1. We’re all going to die.
2. We’re all going to die.
3. We’re all going to die.
4. We’re all going to fucking die.
5. We’re all going to die.
6. We’re all going to die.
7. We’re all going to die.
8. We’re all going to die.
9. We’re all going to die.
10. Treat yourself and take a trip down to the ol’ swimming hole (if the ol’ swimming hole is still here and you haven’t died yet).